When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
Ain’t nobody suicidin’ today
Not on my watch
"Na, bitch you ain’t finna die"
"Dudes be like “I don’t chase bitches, I chase money.” "
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested