WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING
I cannot stress how accurate this is..
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
Advice from the 6 bus
this is golden
"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm. "
"Even from far away,
you could see it.
They were drunk.
But not from any type of beverage.
They were drunk off each other.
The way they laughed.
The way they kept sneaking glances
even though they knew the other one
was looking too.
The way they curled into each other
with a nervousness hidden behind
a subtle excitement.
Even from far away,
you could see it.
They found each other
utterly intoxicating. "
"People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner. "
"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay. "
"I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up. "